Woman walks into a ice cream parlour and asks for some chocolate ice cream.
"Sorry miss but we're out of chocolate, could I interest you in another flavour?" replies the man behind the counter.
"Ok I'll have chocolate"
"But we don't have any choclate" the man says firmly.
"What about chocolate?"
"Right spell Van as in Vanilla"
"V-A-N" the woman says.
"Now spell Straw as in Strawberry"
"S-T-R-A-W"
"Now spell Fuck as in Chocolate"
"But there is no Fuck' in Chocolate"
"Thats what I've been tryin to tell ya!!"
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